Holy cow, chicken, pig, probably rat and up to 90 PPM of cockroach bits.

First, click on the picture below to check out the link.  Then, sit quietly and wait for your stomach to settle. Shhhh. When this mess is composed mainly of blended chicken scrapin’s, it goes into chicken nuggets of the bulk frozen variety (although “…McDonald’s famous McNuggets no longer do contain ‘mechanically separated poultry as defined…

We’ll Be Moving Soon

This blog will be moving to a new site in early September.  The new site is more visually appealing and easier for me to administer.  Details are coming soon.

Birds: Yeargh.

I was recently leaving a client’s office when I was dive-bombed by a flock of cliff swallows. Unlike the Bat Incident (Facebook friends may remember: in late July a flocklet of bats chased me to my car as I headed to a comedy show), this time I had my camera with me. These are three…

Discover Detroit Family Day

Saturday July 31st, 9:30 am – 6:00 pm The International Institute is hosting an interactive walking tour of Detroit’s Museum District. Most of the offerings are free.  There are fees for lunch, for admission to the IMAX film Tour of Arabia at the Science Center, and for the DIA’s scroll-making workshop.  All of these activities…

Detroit Summer

The weekly update of my Around Detroit page is complete.  There’s new info about The Heidelberg Project’s annual festival, Belle Isle happenings, and more!  New content is added every Sunday morning.  Check it out to learn about upcoming events (family-friendly and otherwise) in The 313.

I Am Insightful, Important, Witty and Hot

So: lately I’ve been feeling validated all over the place, except when I’m not. I’ve been hired on as the copy editor at Sonar4.  I still need to post my bio, but I’m the copy editor, I swear.  Which means, of course, that if you see any grammatical errors in the current issue they’re all…

Yada yada yada

Note: This blog is also on my MySpace page, so if you’ve already read that one you don’t have to read this one.  Go grab a glass of wine and Crooked Little Vein and have a great night. Book review stuff Okay. So I have another book review up at sonar4 ezine. They have a…

Angry Roses

I live on the western border of Mexicantown.   When I used to live on the eastern border of Mexicantown, there was a guy who sold roses on the overpass. 

Protect and Survey

I should have added a Stupid Shit category. …there: done. This is an entirely hypothetical (for legal purposes) scenario, followed by a survey for my WordPress friends: Let’s just say you’ve called 9-1-1 at, oh, midnight. Why?  I’m glad you asked.  Please allow me to answer in quiz form: If you say: “There’s a drunk man…