Here’s another thing I saw, rated on a scale that I just made up. It doesn’t matter anyway because holy hell did this one blow.
MOVIES! I love ’em. Who doesn’t? I also love talking about them but I am a natural-born lazy-ass, so in-depth reviews which take into account the director’s past work, actors’ growth as artists, and the entire history of cinematography and the technology behind filmmaking are not going to come from me.